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Marvel Staff Reacts as Bear Enters Marvel Office

Man Prepared to Spend Sexy Valentines Day With Zenescope Comic Book
`Valentines Day is a special day for couples to celebrate their love for each other, and that’s just what Phoenix, Arizona resident Kenneth Gittens intends to do. Unlike most Americans, however, Kenneth will not be celebrating the holiday with another human being. Instead, a comic book will be joining Gittens this evening at the fanciest restaurant in town for a romantic candlelight dinner. According to our sources, the comic in question is Clash of Queens #1 from Zenescope Entertainment…
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Man Prepared to Spend Sexy Valentines Day With Zenescope Comic Book

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Valentines Day is a special day for couples to celebrate their love for each other, and that’s just what Phoenix, Arizona resident Kenneth Gittens intends to do. Unlike most Americans, however, Kenneth will not be celebrating the holiday with another human being. Instead, a comic book will be joining Gittens this evening at the fanciest restaurant in town for a romantic candlelight dinner. According to our sources, the comic in question is Clash of Queens #1 from Zenescope Entertainment…

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Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman’s Body in Upcoming Movie
`Critics decried the portrayal as “too flat and blocky”.
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Controversy Erupts Over Depiction of Wonder Woman’s Body in Upcoming Movie

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Critics decried the portrayal as “too flat and blocky”.

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Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!
`Don’t worry; The Black Panther still goes out like a punk.
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Outhouse EXCLUSIVE: Original What If? Age Of Ultron Spoilers Revealed!!

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Don’t worry; The Black Panther still goes out like a punk.

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Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman
`Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!
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Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

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Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

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Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?
`The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.
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Is DC Comics Responsible for Polar Vortex?

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The comic book publisher may be behind the recent coldwave affecting North America.

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Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime
`Won’t some kind corporate masters adopt this wayward property?!
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Copyright Law Leaves Sherlock Holmes Orphaned at Christmastime

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Won’t some kind corporate masters adopt this wayward property?!

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Negan Will Appear in The Walking Dead Show, Eventually
`Kirkman reveals shocking news that future characters from the comic will appear in future seasons of the show.
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Negan Will Appear in The Walking Dead Show, Eventually

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Kirkman reveals shocking news that future characters from the comic will appear in future seasons of the show.

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Marvel Gets Away With Murder
`The comic publisher shot a man in Times Square, and no one reacted negatively to it.
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Marvel Gets Away With Murder

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The comic publisher shot a man in Times Square, and no one reacted negatively to it.

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