Posts tagged Satire

Alan Moore Denounces Contributors to Own Kickstarter
After launching a Kickstarter to fund the short film His Heavy Heart, notable comics recluse Alan Moore immediately began berating its contributors for being corporate sellouts.
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Alan Moore Denounces Contributors to Own Kickstarter

After launching a Kickstarter to fund the short film His Heavy Heart, notable comics recluse Alan Moore immediately began berating its contributors for being corporate sellouts.

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Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide
Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.
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Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.

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Marvel.com Reboot Ruins Lives of Fans
The comics publisher revamped its website on Friday, to the horror of continuity obsessed fanboys.
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Marvel.com Reboot Ruins Lives of Fans

The comics publisher revamped its website on Friday, to the horror of continuity obsessed fanboys.

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CBR Moves All Negative DC Forum Threads to Ghetto

Comics To Take Longer Than 2 Minutes To Read Again: CO Signs Marijuana Regulations Into Law
Finally, legislation that addresses the issues that matter.
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Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style
DC Comics has registered the trademark for “Forever Evil,” solidifying their plans to continue to manage their business villanously.
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Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

DC Comics has registered the trademark for “Forever Evil,” solidifying their plans to continue to manage their business villanously.

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Hugh Jackman Defends The Wolverine’s Departure from the Comics
Hugh Jackman spoke to Collider Magazine about deviations between The Wolverine and the original comic books.  “Have you read any of the recent X-Men comics featuring Wolverine?” he said in an interview.  “They’re terrible.  He’s running a school for mutants now, he’s an Avenger, and he’s dating Storm.  He’s on like a dozen teams, I think he planned Spider-Man’s birthday party, and yet he’s still supposed to be an edgy character?  They’ve just…they’ve just neutered the character to the point where basically all he does is act as a stormtrooper for Captain America and punch teenagers. He’s literally a hairier version of my cat, which also lacks testicles.”
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Hugh Jackman Defends The Wolverine’s Departure from the Comics

Hugh Jackman spoke to Collider Magazine about deviations between The Wolverine and the original comic books.  “Have you read any of the recent X-Men comics featuring Wolverine?” he said in an interview.  “They’re terrible.  He’s running a school for mutants now, he’s an Avenger, and he’s dating Storm.  He’s on like a dozen teams, I think he planned Spider-Man’s birthday party, and yet he’s still supposed to be an edgy character?  They’ve just…they’ve just neutered the character to the point where basically all he does is act as a stormtrooper for Captain America and punch teenagers. He’s literally a hairier version of my cat, which also lacks testicles.”

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Spidey Uses Small Child As Human Shield Against Rhino
These new behind the scenes shots of Amazing Spider-man 2 seem to show spider-man hiding behind a small child from the pre-CGI Rhino.
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Spidey Uses Small Child As Human Shield Against Rhino

These new behind the scenes shots of Amazing Spider-man 2 seem to show spider-man hiding behind a small child from the pre-CGI Rhino.

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How to Kill Time the Avengers Way
  So the new Avengers cartoon, Avengers Assemble is finally here. It’s been about six months since the previous Avengers cartoon, The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes ended. Six months without the protectors of New York and also the rest of the planet sometimes. This reporter met with the members of the Avengers to see how they spent their downtime.

I first caught up with the team’s leader, Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, outside of a shawarma shop that he’s been known to visit on occasion.

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How to Kill Time the Avengers Way

  So the new Avengers cartoon, Avengers Assemble is finally here. It’s been about six months since the previous Avengers cartoon, The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes ended. Six months without the protectors of New York and also the rest of the planet sometimes. This reporter met with the members of the Avengers to see how they spent their downtime.

I first caught up with the team’s leader, Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, outside of a shawarma shop that he’s been known to visit on occasion.

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Little Girl Criticized for Cosplaying as Stan Lee
The girl was declared to not be sexy enough to cosplay as the Marvel legend.
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Little Girl Criticized for Cosplaying as Stan Lee

The girl was declared to not be sexy enough to cosplay as the Marvel legend.

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