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DC Shocker: DC Can’t Even Meet Original 3Dnado Allocation Numbers
`The company must have felt retailers were receiving too many of these 3D covers. DC is putting allocations on their allocations.
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DC Shocker: DC Can’t Even Meet Original 3Dnado Allocation Numbers

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The company must have felt retailers were receiving too many of these 3D covers. DC is putting allocations on their allocations.

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The Top Ten Reasons Why Ben Affleck Will Rock as Batman
Doc Jon changes up his ‘fifty reasons why it sucks’ format to tell us why Ben Affleck will rock as Batman!
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The Top Ten Reasons Why Ben Affleck Will Rock as Batman

Doc Jon changes up his ‘fifty reasons why it sucks’ format to tell us why Ben Affleck will rock as Batman!

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AMC to Make Walking Dead Spinoff Show
In related news, AMC likes money.
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AMC to Make Walking Dead Spinoff Show

In related news, AMC likes money.

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Advanced Book Review: ‘Parasite’ by Mira Grant 
A decade in the future, humanity thrives in the absence of sickness and disease.We owe our good health to a humble parasite - a genetically engineered tapeworm developed by the pioneering SymboGen Corporation. When implanted, the tapeworm protects us from illness, boosts our immune system - even secretes designer drugs. It’s been successful beyond the scientists’ wildest dreams. Now, years on, almost every human being has a SymboGen tapeworm living within them.But these parasites are getting restless. They want their own lives…and will do anything to get them.Read More

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Advanced Book Review: ‘Parasite’ by Mira Grant

A decade in the future, humanity thrives in the absence of sickness and disease.

We owe our good health to a humble parasite - a genetically engineered tapeworm developed by the pioneering SymboGen Corporation. When implanted, the tapeworm protects us from illness, boosts our immune system - even secretes designer drugs. It’s been successful beyond the scientists’ wildest dreams. Now, years on, almost every human being has a SymboGen tapeworm living within them.

But these parasites are getting restless. They want their own lives…and will do anything to get them.


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Has Big Comics’ Insistence on Reliving the 90s Broken the Timestream?
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  When we joked about the timestream being broken last month in response to Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, we thought we were just writing one of our typically snarky gag articles, but as it turns out, the idea may not be so satirical after all! Pretty much since the start of DC’s Nu52 reboot, the comic book industry has been trying its damndest to bring back the 1990s, an era of endless #1 issues, stupid cover gimmicks, and XXX-treme artwork. Since then, we’ve seen Rob Liefeld and Scott Lobdell at one time writing something like 50% of DC’s output under the guidance of the king of 90s comic book industry self-destruction, Bob Harras, Marvel running a shortage of Age of Ultron #10s due to a lack of polybag materials, and of course the spectacular 3Dnado that surrounded DC’s lenticular Villains Month covers.

Has this relentless attack on common sense and progress finally damaged the timestream to the point where time has reversed itself and the world is regressing back into the 90s and maybe even beyond?!
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Has Big Comics’ Insistence on Reliving the 90s Broken the Timestream?

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  When we joked about the timestream being broken last month in response to Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, we thought we were just writing one of our typically snarky gag articles, but as it turns out, the idea may not be so satirical after all! Pretty much since the start of DC’s Nu52 reboot, the comic book industry has been trying its damndest to bring back the 1990s, an era of endless #1 issues, stupid cover gimmicks, and XXX-treme artwork. Since then, we’ve seen Rob Liefeld and Scott Lobdell at one time writing something like 50% of DC’s output under the guidance of the king of 90s comic book industry self-destruction, Bob Harras, Marvel running a shortage of Age of Ultron #10s due to a lack of polybag materials, and of course the spectacular 3Dnado that surrounded DC’s lenticular Villains Month covers.

Has this relentless attack on common sense and progress finally damaged the timestream to the point where time has reversed itself and the world is regressing back into the 90s and maybe even beyond?!

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WB Announces New Harry Potter Movie
Warner Bros has announced a new movie series set in the world of Harry Potter entitled Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, based on a textbook used by Harry Potter students.  With a screenplay written by JK Rowling, the movie will star Newt Scamander, who wrote the textbook back in 1927.  Rowling confirmed in a statement that the movie would take place in 1920s New York and would not be a direct prequel to the Harry Potter world.  Still, one can expect that a young Dumbledore will make an appearance in the film. 
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WB Announces New Harry Potter Movie

Warner Bros has announced a new movie series set in the world of Harry Potter entitled Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, based on a textbook used by Harry Potter students.  With a screenplay written by JK Rowling, the movie will star Newt Scamander, who wrote the textbook back in 1927.  Rowling confirmed in a statement that the movie would take place in 1920s New York and would not be a direct prequel to the Harry Potter world.  Still, one can expect that a young Dumbledore will make an appearance in the film. 

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Microsoft Buys Xbone.com Domain
And Major Nelson doesn’t like that name.
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Microsoft Buys Xbone.com Domain

And Major Nelson doesn’t like that name.

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5.2 Reasons Not to Fire Dan Didio
As a #FireDidio hashtag gets some traction on Twitter, The Outhouse bucks the trends and comes to the beleaguered executive’s defense!
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5.2 Reasons Not to Fire Dan Didio

As a #FireDidio hashtag gets some traction on Twitter, The Outhouse bucks the trends and comes to the beleaguered executive’s defense!

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